After the unprecedented success of his latest film Reagan, which shattered box office records and earned $1 billion in just one week, Dennis Quaid has signed a $100 million deal with Warner Bros to star in an upcoming non-woke movie. This announcement …

In a stunning and unexpected turn of events, Beyoncé, one of the world’s most beloved and celebrated artists, has been permanently banned from the Country Music Association (CMA) after her latest album, Cowboy Carter, failed to receive a single nomination. …

Kim Kardashian Calls Out Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift’s US Open PDA In a sassy and playful Instagram post, Kim Kardashian poked fun at Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift’s affectionate display at the US Open. “Hey @traviskelce and @taylorswift, were you two …

In a move that sent shockwaves through both the culinary world and political spheres, famed chef Gordon Ramsay reportedly threw Minnesota Governor Tim Walz out of his hit show Hell’s Kitchen last night, calling the politician a “woke creep” after a heated …

This just in from Minnesota, patriots. According to our sources, which may or may not be credible, the Minnesota Vikings have denounced Tim Walz and asked him to stop using the team’s name and pretending they support him. “There’s no way my team supports …

In what can only be described as the collaboration no one saw coming, Elon Musk and former President Donald Trump took to the stage together, in front of a roaring crowd, to make an announcement that sent shockwaves across the world: they plan to release …

Tyreek Hill (Photo via Miami-Dade Police Department) The Miami-Dade police officer placed on administrative league for his involvement in Tyreek Hill’s controversial arrest on Sunday is eyeing to be reinstated immediately. During his commute to Sunday’s …

Deshaun Watson (Photo by Jason Miller/Getty Images) The Browns may just be able to get out from Deshaun Watson’s contract after all. Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson could be in danger of losing his job and the remaining money on his contract …

while chiniese third graders are learning calculus, our third graders are learning men can get pregnant. This will not end well.

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